Pastor James Ng'ang'a literally 'massacred' English during his interview with Hussein Mohammed (Citizen TV)- here are the top 25 errors he made

 
On Monday, Pastor James Nga'ng'a was interviewed by Citizen TV and he made over a million grammatical errors. I keenly listened to him as he tried to bite his tongue. Mind you, he is a millionaire, huh! How does he even preach? Gerrarahia men!!!!!
Below are just the top 25 errors he made:
 
1. Car is NOT bicycle. If you want to know the owner of a car.. Don't talk aboutside (the hell is that!!??) eeerr.. Outside...
2. Some boys were take some photos and post them to the Facebook and whatever...
3. It happen that one of the car which cause accident it was there...
4. As a part of director...
5. The person who was driving, I don't remember his name clear because he is a part of the member who is Mbugua! Waaaah!
6. After this accident,I come to realized that one of the driver or somebody who was that car is a part of my member...
7. I heard that one of the car which was among the car which was in the hotel...
8. You Journalism. You took photo of the day when I was happy in my wedding then you put photo of somebody who is died. Oh Lord!
9. You Journalism! You must come clear! And show the things how it is.
10. You can read,just a minute,you can read on newspaper that I was drunkards
11. Let somebody come and say we drinked with him this bar and this bar and this bar...
12..... That's why I want where... Where I was drunkard,who I was with him...
13. It's an example of how people can saw your car...
14. Who said that? By who? By Journalism? The one who put my photo? Hahaha
15. I can't record all those thousands people in my head...
16. If anybody say I was at Togoni with the Polices...
17. Can I ask you question?
18. Nobody is happy when somebody is dies...
19. Sius me... (Excuse Me)
20. You can read newspaper,they say I say this i say this,who has ask me question?
21. Because the car was among the hotel... I would go as a human... Ngai Fafa!
22. Demon cannot work itself...
23. Some spirit how they got people,how they causes people, and how they misuse people but about to many person....
24. My heart I am not happy of how Journalism are doing to me...
25. Let journalist become profeshonororo (Ok,that's WHAT I heard... That's what we all heard)
Ribon Clinton Nabende aka DJ RcNaby Keytoe's bonus error:
My children say that I am now a sarambry.. Sarambrities... (Celebrity)

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