14 hilarious way on how to spot a kenyan

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Kenyans are known to be the most entrepreneurial
and Hilarious people you could ever come across. No single day passes by
without experiencing dramas here and there.
The reason why I said Kenyans are the
most entrepreneurial people is that the other day Kenyan economy was the other
day ranked as among one of the most improved In the world but in real life here
25% of the business minds here develop ideas but the 75% are copy-cuts.  
Away from that. Nairobigossips.com has
managed to stumble upon a post in describing various hilarious characteristics
of how to spot a Kenyan.
HOW TO SPOT A KENYAN.

1.Goes to a restaurant and orders, ”
nipee/niletee kama ya ule

2. Every strike has to have the song’
‘mapambano
mapambano”
and the ” haki
yetu slogan

3.They
say 207 when they mean 2007

4.Laughs
at a probox owner when inside a tuktuk

5.
Reads a newspaper with you in the
matatu and gets angry wen you flip the next page.

6.Goes
to study in India and comes back
with an American accent ”, ya kna war
nigga

7.
You invite them home for a birthday
party,, they come empty_handed and
hungry.

8.
They borrow you a pen but they don’t
return, and if they do, kifuniko imetafunwa.

9.
Refers to all brands of detergents as OMO.

10.
Refers to Toyota Hiace as a nissan.

11.Introduces
him /herself by saying ” my
names are.
 
12. Puts Avocado on all types of foods
including crisps SMH.

13.They
fear meeting a police at night than a robber.. .

14.Buys
mineral water once and re_uses
the bottle with tap water for 3 MONTHS.
hehehe proud to be a Kenyan

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